whorville:

My only talent is breathing

(via crystallized-teardrops)

upgraders:

upgraders:

that feeling you get when you’re angry

anger

(via crystallized-teardrops)

burgrs:

how dare u ignore me after ive made 0 attempts at talking to u

(via crystallized-teardrops)

jerkofficial:

looking back at your first url 

image

(Source: twinking, via crystallized-teardrops)

life rules

- you are never as awkward as you think you are
- you are never as annoying as you think you are
- you are never as boring as you think you are
- your compliments are never as creepy as you think they are 
- you are way more wanted than you give yourself credit for
- chin up, dude

(via andlifemovesonn)

weedjoke420:

*on death bed*
parents: honey please is there anything we can do???
me: yes. .„.,. , a final wish..„„ get me my ball , so i can dunk one final time
parents: *gets ball*
me: *dunks*
me: *is miraculously recovered*
me: wtf!!!!!!!!..„ , i guess ball really is life!!

(via parkingstrange)